I'm Jordyn, I'm amazingly odd, and surprisingly friendly. Boom. The simplest bio you'll ever read.

madsmikkelsennews:

Still the best line delivery in the entire series…

So I realized something.

I’ve been on tumblr for years and I still have yet to make a single friend to share all my sarcasm, humor and inner thoughts with.

WHATS WRONG WITH ME.

graveyardstuffers:

Me when i have to reblog from the source because u couldnt control your dumb ass comments

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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oliviatheelf:

too-kawaii-to-die:

I don’t care what kind of blog I have I will blog this no matter what.

"Craving sensation: feeling unreal" was such a huge part of the beginning of my relapse. I was convinced that people in front of me didn’t even exist and I kept touching things and trying to feel sensation. I’m reblogging because I know that that was so horrifying for me and I never want anyone else to go through it. 

Just in case this can help someone. Some suggestions also seem harmful (eating a hot pepper really hurts!!!) but steps to feeling better and not self harming is most important. Sending you love and light

STOP SCROLLING! Please reblog this vitally important information because at least one of your followers is self-harming. Thank you!

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Ladies and Gentlemen, craftsmanship. One of the finest examples of taking pride in what you do, and making absolutely sure no detail is too small.

Oh… my god….